Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
I’m writing one of the Black siblings again!!!
Which means: Mozart for days!!
my hands can’t even open water bottles
Ships where the flirty character’s smooth ways have no effect on the other character give me life
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
Motivational Tony Stark poster to go with this one